Well, the East Coast schools are hip,
I really dig those coats they wear.
And the Southern schools, with their organ blocks,
They "Doc" me out when I'm down there!
The Midwest students' OSCEs,
Really give you such a fright.
And the Northern schools, with the way they test,
They keep their students up all night!
I wish they all could be California,
I wish they all could be California,
I wish they all could be California schoooooooools.