This thread has existential crisis (an SDN mafia game)

[GoSpursGo]

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Day 1 Vote Tally

MsP (1) - AM
SAR ()
mkg (1) - spurs
AM (1) - MsP
spurs (1) - apop

4/12
Missing: rae, genny, kcalb, mkg, PSV, SAR, DubZ, Zenge

Vote ends at 3pm Pacific (6pm Eastern); if today, ~2 minutes

lol that’s dumb

Yeet SAR

 

[Ms Procrastinator]

ugh, I hate waffles.

 

[kaydubs]

Day 1 Vote Tally

MsP (1) - AM
SAR (1) - spurs
mkg ()
AM (1) - MsP
spurs (2) - apop, Zenge

5/12
Missing: rae, genny, kcalb, mkg, PSV, SAR, DubZ

Vote ends at 3pm Pacific (6pm Eastern)

 

[supershorty]

I wonder what the punishment for not voting is!

🪓🪓?

Y'all itchin to find out!!

 

[supershorty]

VOTE CLOSED, RESULTS PENDING

 

[Animal Midwife]

ugh, I hate waffles.

That's a shame for you then.

 

[supershorty]

🪓

 

[supershorty]

oho oho, you CAN make the axe big

 

[WildZoo]

@genny @Kcalb @mkg323 @Ms Procrastinator where yall at

And @WildZoo but I’m assuming plane had something to do with it

Busy with the procedure I was flying for and said I'd be doing all day 😛

I'm definitely just going to pass out tbh

 

[kaydubs]

Day 1 *FINAL* Vote Tally

MsP (1) - AM
SAR (1) - spurs
mkg ()
AM (1) - MsP
spurs (2) - apop, Zenge

5/12
Missing: rae, genny, kcalb, mkg, PSV, SAR, DubZ

Vote ended at 3pm Pacific (6pm Eastern)

 

[apoptosis09]

ugh, I hate waffles.

I think this is the opposite of waffles.
Pancakes perhaps? The overwhelming-feeling-of-emptiness-cakes?

 

[Clem J]

RESULTS PENDING HANG ON IVE GOTTA GET MY SPREADSHEET

 

[supershorty]

rae, genny, kcalb, mkg, PSV, SAR, DubZ

Your full punishment for dereliction of your civic duties will be conveyed to you at some point. In the meantime, you must write an essay response of 300 words or less about the function of an informed electorate in a democracy. Your essay should be written in the style of

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SAMAC!!!

@potentialsheltervet has a homework pass due to her white coat ceremony and is exempt from writing the essay.

 

[supershorty]

rae, genny, kcalb, mkg, PSV, SAR, DubZ

Your full punishment for dereliction of your civic duties will be conveyed to you at some point. In the meantime, you must write an essay response of 300 words or less about the function of an informed electorate in a democracy. Your essay should be written in the style of

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SAMAC!!!

@potentialsheltervet has a homework pass due to her white coat ceremony and is exempt from writing the essay.

@_rae_ @genny @Kcalb @mkg323 @SARdoghandler @WildZoo

 

[Zenge142]

white coat

But it’s after labor day

 

[apoptosis09]

But it’s after labor day

I think it's before labor day now

 

[supershorty]

But it’s after labor day

@Zenge142, as it is neither after Labor Day NOR does that refer to white coats, you have been assigned the following task: you must provide the thread with a list of the Top 10 Fashion Faux-Pas To Avoid In 2026! Your response must be written in the style of

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Santygrass

 

[Zenge142]

I think it's before labor day now

It’s not. The rule applies to the period between Memorial Day and Labor Day

 

[_rae_]

@_rae_ @genny @Kcalb @mkg323 @SARdoghandler @WildZoo

IM SO SORRY A DOG WAS TRYING TO EAT ME

 

[_rae_]

Also of course Clem’s game would end D1 with a five way tie

 

[GoSpursGo]

@supershorty I will take an essay on the absurdity of yeeting the only player even making an attempt at helping town come together

 

[_rae_]

only player even making an attempt at helping town come together

HEY I WAS HERE



Except when it mattered

 

[HRH Queeb SAR]

One cider in

Much physical labor on cluckingham Palace was completed

Why is there three pages for me to read

 

[Clem J]

Oh my gosh it's a tie! Oh god, oh god, oh god

Ok well first let's do the easy one:

@GoSpursGo DIES, and flips:

You're Chic. One time you ate curry before running a 5k, apparently. Why would you do that??? Only you could know. Anyways each night you can either make a questionable food choice or pass out imodium to another player. You can't drink the imodium yourself though.

They remain in the game

Now the ties, who I guess all die???

@Animal Midwife DIES, and flips:

You're MKG. I'd say congrats but I'm pretty sure you're either from Connecticut or lived (maybe still live? Unclear) there, and nobody deserves that. Anyways all that time around yuppies has made you eager to KILL (in minecraft). Select a Standing Target--when you die by any method, you will also shoot your last designated Standing Target (please say "clem" each time you change the target, tags don't work in PMs but it makes it an easy keyword to search if/when the time comes).

They remain in the game

@Ms Procrastinator DIES, and flips:

You're Stagg. You believe the best kind of stabbing is the back kind. When you end the day with your vote on the yeet and they flip non-town, you get a one use vig shot that must be used that night.

They remain in the game

@SARdoghandler DIES, and flips:

You are rae! if you target dubz, you protect them from any negative actions. Yay! If you target anyone else nothing happens.

They remain in the game

The remaining modkills:

@WildZoo has DIED, and flips:

You are PSV, a famed lover of post restrictions, which are just a state of mind. If you write your posts for the day in epistolary format, the following night you have a 50% chance to survive any death effects targeting you. If a death effect succeeds on you anyways, you can choose to have the player who killed you be haunted.

They remain in the game

Additionally, @Zenge142 has DIED, and flips:

You are Samac. Read a role PM? In this economy?? You hate reading role PMs. You’re allergic to it, even. What are you going to do in champs? Cry, probably, I guess? Anyways, you don’t know what your role does. You didn’t read it, after all. Every day OR night you can activate it, targeting either yourself or another player. What will happen? Who knows! That would require reading, and reading your role PM is for suckers.

They remain in the game.

Thread is locked while I set some stuff up, night 1 will end April 12 at 3pm Pacific, night actions lock an hour before that.

Living:

@_rae_
@Animal Midwife
@apoptosis09
@genny
@GoSpursGo
@Kcalb
@mkg323
@Ms Procrastinator
@potentialsheltervet
@SARdoghandler
@WildZoo
@Zenge142

Dead:

A blind certainty of the existence of free will in this cruel and unforgiving universe

Tots:

@Barkley13
@beans2020
@chicandtoughness
@fruitsalad
@kitzsuna
@samac
@Stagg737

Flavor:

From the darkness comes a tall figure, covered head to toe in crusher dust. They stagger forward, knees weakening as their inevitable mortality approacheth. Crumbling to their knees, a crowd gathers to hear the final words of the towniest town to ever town. With a final, gasping breath they rasp out "Bawk bawk mother****ers" and the onlookers all murmur about the deep profound meaning of this statement as they wander away. When the haze of crusher dust clears and the crowd returns to bury their royal elected official, they only find dusty footprints, a discarded mask, and a lone chicken feather blowing in the wind.

 

[supershorty]

For @GoSpursGo and @WildZoo's knowledge, THE THREAD IS CURRENTLY LOCKED, YOU SHALL NOT POST.

But I shall

 

[Clem J]

Thread is OPEN

All players are alive and well and may post.

In addition, there is a contest now open! If you wish to participate, write a 2-5 sentence flavor post for day one. You can submit it in your role PM, or by tagging the mods in thread. Participation is optional.

Living:

@_rae_
@Animal Midwife
@apoptosis09
@genny
@GoSpursGo
@Kcalb
@mkg323
@Ms Procrastinator
@potentialsheltervet
@SARdoghandler
@WildZoo
@Zenge142

Dead:

A blind certainty of the existence of free will in this cruel and unforgiving universe

Tots:

@Barkley13
@beans2020
@chicandtoughness
@fruitsalad
@kitzsuna
@samac
@Stagg737

 

[Animal Midwife]

So how about those errands, MsP?

 

[apoptosis09]

What in the bastard mechanics was that

 

[apoptosis09]

@supershorty I will take an essay on the absurdity of yeeting the only player even making an attempt at helping town come together

Explain in several words why you knew you weren't actually dying

 

[Clem J]

Game Map:

The thread opens
Sar breaks a rule
AM breaks a rule
Chic has questionable judgment
Spurs commits vote fraud
I was serious
A real missed opportunity
Move to Seattle instead imho
DubZ self-doxxes
Final D0 Tally
City Council Election
D1 starts!
Final D1 Tally
Non-voters are punished
All the D1 flips. Truly just so many.
Start of N1 and a contest!

Game map updated

 

[Clem J]

What in the bastard mechanics was that

Oh I'm sorry were you expecting a straight game? And this close to pride month??

 

[apoptosis09]

Oh I'm sorry were you expecting a straight game? And this close to pride month??

You're two months away 🤨

 

[Clem J]

You're two months away 🤨

Some of us keep pride in our hearts year round

 

[_rae_]

You're two months away 🤨

Some of us keep pride in our hearts year round

Yeah apop, quit being phobic over here

 

[apoptosis09]

Yeah apop, quit being phobic over here

Wowwwww

 

[GoSpursGo]

Explain in several words why you knew you weren't actually dying

I didn’t. I thought I was having my first yeet, let alone misyeet, happen in the most absurd fashion.

Explain in several words why you decided w!Spurs would try very hard to wake town out of a stupor? I think there is a perfect example from LAST GAME that I would just take the “oh no I’m busy” excuse on D1

 

[GoSpursGo]

I didn’t. I thought I was having my first yeet, let alone misyeet, happen in the most absurd fashion.

Explain in several words why you decided w!Spurs would try very hard to wake town out of a stupor? I think there is a perfect example from LAST GAME that I would just take the “oh no I’m busy” excuse on D1

Same prompt for @Zenge142. Without being OMGUS, I really don’t get it

 

[GoSpursGo]

Just finished dinner and still need to catch up on EOD.

 

[apoptosis09]

I didn’t. I thought I was having my first yeet, let alone misyeet, happen in the most absurd fashion.

Explain in several words why you decided w!Spurs would try very hard to wake town out of a stupor? I think there is a perfect example from LAST GAME that I would just take the “oh no I’m busy” excuse on D1

Probably so you could say exactly this. Not saying I'm 100% sure you're a wolf but activity level is NAI

 

[WildZoo]

I thought I was having my first yeet, let alone misyeet, happen in the most absurd fashion.

Well I'm glad it didn't happen, I would have been upset I missed it

 

[GoSpursGo]

Probably so you could say exactly this. Not saying I'm 100% sure you're a wolf but activity level is NAI

But that isn’t what I’m saying—I’m saying the activity I made was not what w!Spurs would have done

The town was having a bad day and there was no reason for me to put myself out there and put myself in danger especially with 3 yeets if I didn’t have to. w!Spurs would have frittered the day away with Mac and peas and scoring contests, etc, rather than actually trying to engage town in problem solving

 

[apoptosis09]

I'm curious why anyone thought we were actually getting sent straight to yolo on d1

 

[genny]

@_rae_ @genny @Kcalb @mkg323 @SARdoghandler @WildZoo

AN INFORMED ELECTORATE CAN SEE THROUGH THE WOLFY LIES AND VOTE OUT SCUM. DEMOCRACY ONLY WORKS IF VOTERS ACTUALLY READ THE RULES AND KNOW THAT VOTE CLOSE IS NOT AT THE USUAL TIMES, BUT IS ACTUALLY 3 HOURS EARLIER THAN WHAT WE USUALLY DO.

 

[genny]

i'm very confused by the flips. they were all village? even Stagg???

 

[apoptosis09]

i'm very confused by the flips. they were all village? even Stagg???

I think we purposely didn't get aff flips because they aren'tdead so I would say definitely not guaranteed village

 

[GoSpursGo]

I'm curious why anyone thought we were actually getting sent straight to yolo on d1

It did occur to me that it was weird that we could have potentially won the game on d1

Also,

 

[GoSpursGo]

Oh and sorry @chicandtoughness -- we only played together once, and what I saw (before I died on N1) was you voted based on ~vibes. You also posted late in the day with a late catch up... but it quickly became apparent that if I waited for everyone else to post I was gonna be waiting a long time

 

[Animal Midwife]

AN INFORMED ELECTORATE CAN SEE THROUGH THE WOLFY LIES AND VOTE OUT SCUM. DEMOCRACY ONLY WORKS IF VOTERS ACTUALLY READ THE RULES AND KNOW THAT VOTE CLOSE IS NOT AT THE USUAL TIMES, BUT IS ACTUALLY 3 HOURS EARLIER THAN WHAT WE USUALLY DO.

OH NO

IT'S gENNY

 

[genny]

OH NO

IT'S gENNY

that g looks a little... hard

 

[GoSpursGo]

Voting someone with additional mayor abilities that could help village, just because you is a CHOICE, Mr. GoSpursGo

Feels more like it's time for GoToYourRoomGo

Oh btw, I was swayed to switch from mkg by @Zenge142 because I agreed no reason to take out someone with mayor powers.

Regretably it was SO LATE FOR ME TO RECEIVE ANY INFORMATION that I screwed up and voted for another mayor

I don't think this is something Spurs ever says.

He's role playing.

Between the use of the word "threadstate" and the urge to vote MKG D1 IS SPURS ACTUALLY ANIMAL MIDWIFE?!

I don't like how you floated through day 1

Yeet AM. You're sussing me out. You never just park on me and then leave. No questions about reads and egging me on to post more? why aren't you out here?

I agree with this take. I actually like MsP's vibes

I'm at least the second, if not most active person. Also, I'm literally voting for you. But I see you're just trying to take me down with you.

I still never got a good sense for why you never really engaged anyone on their content other than rae.

Anyway, yeah, my wolfread on MsP is a real one but y'all waited so long to vote you're going to have to accept two if not all three of us are dying.

What specifically gave you wolf vibes? Obviously the immediate vote was meme but why did you stay?

Yeet spurs
For vibes

What vibes?

The early game approach feels closer to scum spurs than not

I would appreciate for you to expound on the vibes now please.